Friends are great.

I have already run into a snag with my favorite text of the week. You see, while my friends are very entertaining, they are not always what many would deem "appropriate." This week my favorite text was hilarious, but if I censored it then it wouldn't even make sense... so this was another text that made me laugh.

"I care less than you. I win."

If you guess who it is from, I really will send you a prize...a way good prize... so good that it should probably be characterized as a "prize." (No, you cannot guess if you are the one who sent the text.)