Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Poor Decisions.

So, there was this one time when I made a poor decision. Just the once...

One day in January, I went to Huntington beach. A couple of friends were flying in that night. After leaving the beach, because I was worried I would get a sunburn and ruin my weekend, I realized that I didn't have a place to change out of my swimsuit and into my clothes. In retrospect, the beach would have been the optimal option. It's normal for people to get undressed under a towel and shimmy their clothes on and off...but this didn't occur to me until much later. I drove around trying to decide what to do. In Utah there are several places where one could just use a gas station and be done with it. (And yes, I have used a public gas station restroom to change my clothes before going to a wedding.) Bathrooms are not as readily open to the public near the beach. And the issue of parking adds a whole other dimension.

To make a long story short, I did not get my hands on phone numbers I had hoped for. After driving around for a bit I ended up in Long Beach... in a parking terrace... This is where I decided to get undressed. There were copious amounts of people walking by. It seemed excessive for a weekday in such a ghetto area. Most people didn't seem to notice that I was changing my clothes. Or maybe that is just the story I have decided to go with to hold onto some self respect. I know I was caught by at least one individual... eye contact was made...but ah well...I gave them a story to exaggerate to their friends. As I walked out of the parking terrace I discovered the reason that there was so much people traffic...Farmers Market. Of course there is a weekday Farmers Market in the afternoon in the city they call Long Beach. What a good time and place for me to choose to disrobe.

Here are some things that are worse decisions than mine...

The practical obvious things...











The "Leave Britney Alone" Youtube Video...
leave-britney-alone-02

Meg Ryan's plastic surgery...
Meg Ryan, Lip Augmentation

My friends allowing this to be filmed.

2 comments:

  1. i don't even know where to start...
    omg.
    seriously, i can't stop laughing.
    the "leave britney alone" tipped it over the edge, though.
    and just a couple of weeks ago, we were discussing how horrible meg ryan looks.
    oh geez...so much greatness here.

    besides the fact that you changed your clothes in public.

    i mean, seriously.
    slut.

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