"i'm at work watching swamp people with the kids...i want to comment on how backwoods and white trash these swamp people are...but i'm afraid i will offend the kids...they might be related. just sayin'"
This text was funny to me for a few reasons.
1. She was watching Swamp thing with troubled youth who, I know from experience, could most likely win gold medals in the Special Olympics of Social Skills.
2. That she cares about hurting the kids' feelings. Hahahaha.
3. Her fear of offending the kids means that they are super high maintenance and could snap at any minute. That means work has been ROUGH!
4. That this text was sent via Gmail and not from her phone because one is not allowed to have their phone in the secure area...and that story is a whole other topic for someone else's blog. ("She has no soul!")
woo-woo. this made my week. well, prolly my life. i can die now. love. and she didn't have a soul.
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